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Okay I have admitted to believing in reincarnation and yes who would want to be the ugly not so beautiful Irish pirate Captain Ann Bonny. Well, I have issues with my wishing partner and I had issues yesterday about the real death of my mother, because yesterday was shared mom and me day, 43rd one, you only get one of those days.
My mom was into prohibition so big she was a temperance leader, no kidding a temperance leader being the parent of a notorious buccaneer. No not buccaneer with the hips… get it. Oh well, thinking about my mother temperance went out the window because I am indeed Captain Ann Bonny.
I joke about being mythology, Venus and Aphrodite, but my wishing partner really is Vulcan my ex-husband, he really is in his past life Captain John Smith of the Pochontas legend. And I am not the past life Pochontas which means my wishing partner was whoring and nearly got his head chopped off. How does this work out with politics? It will watch.
So where was my wishing partner when I was Captain Ann Bonny running away from society and not wanting to be a whore, for lack of better words, I prefer trying to not be a prostitute. He was in Great Britain as an anonymous business man, oh I could go to him and get his name right? Nah, we will keep that husband with no marriage license anonymous or I’ll give him a name later, Mr. Bonny.
Remember I have an issue with slang, I hate slang for Poly which is polyamorous, simple, I do not like the word WHORE it sounds like a Russian word Khorosho which means good and is pronounced WHORESURE. Yes, why I prefer prostitute. Your going to the Khorosho house? A Russian man might have asked and guess what he’s calling it a GOOD HOUSE not a brothel.
Anyway, enough of that, yesterday I had too much RUM. And I love Rum. I am a former Caribbean pirate, so some of the legend stuff is truth. Some stuff pure fiction. And reincarnation is real to me, my wishing partner, I hope will keep speaking with his past selves like I know, crazily he does, and I time travel. I do this all the time. We are the same, but differ in tastes of how I want to be treated.
This is from before Captain Ann Bonny, I never wanted my wishing partner to let me go, and this is the first lifetime in a while to actually see him, I mean see him naked and see him. I was like he’s a plain man, and he kisses well, (only in my dreams).
Now I was talking about my temperance mother, again reincarnation comes in mind, mine was Susan B. Anthony. Now you know why mom mother died Oct 16, 1999 at age of 45, and it sucks knowing that she had to be a child again, and not see her grandchildren or find out about my wishing partner. I know of mom’s wishing partner, and he will remain a secret.
I know this is a crazy political article, “Unfucking Believable.” To those who do not believe in past lifetimes. I believe is past and future lives, and again slang I hate is TIME LINE SHIT BECAUSE I TIME TRAVEL.
See no political credibility at all if you read this post, I’m crazy with crazy knowledgeable truths, I know of truths and am full of shit if I do not tell the lies. So I’m telling the truth. People if you want lies read Mother Jones, they write better lies to hide the truth than this former pirate goddess.
My wishing partner is truth, and we work together on a lot of stuff, we worked together on Vulcan and Venus, we worked together on Captain John Smith and Pocahontas, we worked together on anonymous man and Captain Ann Bonny, we are still working together today on Ashton Kutcher and Amanda … oh by the way I am so beautiful (this is a joke right, I still look like the original carvings/drawing of myself Captain Ann Bonny) I am in trillions of dollars of popular lyrics. How my wishing partner pulled that romantic stuff off I have no clue… no temperance for me, I worshipped Dionysus yesterday and this article had to be written.
1920 men gave women the vote, no lie there, just the truth like the above post.

“Wasn’t your special formula supposed to make me buff and better on the field? I was supposed to be a quarterback, not a cheerleader.”




